Shooter: Buckley's about as cute and doe-eyed as a dog can get and I still don't want to fuck her.
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Shooter: You know, I've never had sex through a sheet, but I'm going to.
Beast: Hell, I've had sex through a sheet.
Me: Beast is very good to the trick-or-treaters.
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Shooter: ...it's about magical Jew semen.
Beast: I want a shirt that says "magical Jew semen."
Shooter: I can give you a shirt that has magical Jew semen...on...it.
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