Wednesday, March 22, 2006

I wanted to sleep, the roommates wanted to talk.

Shooter: Buckley's about as cute and doe-eyed as a dog can get and I still don't want to fuck her.


Shooter: You know, I've never had sex through a sheet, but I'm going to.

Beast: Hell, I've had sex through a sheet.

Me: Beast is very good to the trick-or-treaters.


Shooter:'s about magical Jew semen.

Beast: I want a shirt that says "magical Jew semen."

Shooter: I can give you a shirt that has magical Jew

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